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Told mum I was buying a dress, the shock on her face was hilarious, but no mother, the boots are staying.

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Tea with no milk?

My sister recently went to the Dominic Republic and asked for a tea and when they refused to give her milk because they didn’t understand why she wanted it she legit checked to see when the next flight home was.

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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out-in-the-open:

I want him to turn on Metatron. Not necessarily to help the boys but just because he can. 

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Well, let me die where I lie
beneath the curse of my lovers eyes

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rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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stalin-the-party-god:

legolasofthewoodlandelves:

best-of-funny:

riddle-my-hiddles:

discoblax:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

reblogable by request~ anon

this had ten notes yesterday.

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

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wait… something’s not right

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OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

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HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

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I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high

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thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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